To: Luke
From: Owen
Re: Volcano

I'm happy to report that tomorrow I'll finally get my car registered, my Oregon license plates, and complete my emigration from California. Believe me, I feel the eyeballs on me every time I drive to the Safeway. Californians have fled north in droves ever since the collapse of the economy, and are largely blamed for taking away jobs, or at least driving up the competition for them. I take pains to explain I brought mine with me. But then, nobody believes me when I say I write about video games, regardless of where I come from.

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