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This week: David Cameron, Simon Mann and Sir Christopher Kelly

Source: guardian.co.uk Society

Nov 07, 2009

Summary

Lucy Mangan on the people in the spotlight

Iron laddie

David Cameron

So, Dave, how went the week? Did you announce a series of strikingly brilliant policies to sort out the NHS? Innovative solutions for the economic crisis, starting with using George's pocket money to recapitalise Lloyds TSB? No? What did happen then? Nothing? Really? Are you completely sure there wasn't a little something? A little breaking of a "cast-iron guarantee" you gave that if you become PM you'd give us a vote on the Lisbon treaty, perhaps? Thus undermining any semblance of integrity you might have mustered and alienating all bedrock support too? Still not ringing ring any bells? How odd. But what's that? You, like, totally, utterly, swear on your life that you'll never ever break another pledge, honest, guv? Well, of course not. Of course not.

The going gets toff

Simon Mann

Well, look, chaps, I've just been given a presidential pardon by some awfully good egg over here, so here's the lowdown. (But let's play it a bit smart with the names – you never know who's watching, what?) OK, go. At

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