18 programmable buttons. E-I-G-H-T-E-E-N! Forget the 512k of flash memory, analog Xbox 360-style joystick, basic scroll wheel and whatever-else-is-in-there. 18 buttons! Yes, I'm a button lover. Yes, I just had an orgasm. And yes, I will waste $75 on this.

Sure, it's not that attractive looking and it's probably awkward as all hell to use, but the prospect of programming all those buttons has me giddy. The guy who designed the mouse thinks they'd be great for World of Warcraft or OpenOffice tasks, but while I don't know what exactly I'll assign to those buttons, I know it won't be either of those things. Any suggestions? [Open Office Mouse—Thanks, Joel!]