Everyone needs something to keep them warm at night, but bodily fluids? Another singer uses a fake wife to get his rocks off, and a third is being investigated for underage sex. It's the same old song and dance.

1. "Dr. Arnie Klein – Michael Jackson's dermatologist – just did an interview with Harvey Levin of TMZ. One of the topics they discussed was Michael Jackson's peculiar habit of whipping out his privates in front of other people (including children) to pee in a cup so that he wouldn't have to walk down the hallway to the bathroom. Dr. Klein said he didn't think that the habit was all that unusual. Then he told a short story of a female country singer he knew. He said that she told him that when she lived in the country, she would purposely pee in the bed every night just to stay warm. Who might he be talking about?" [Blind Gossip]

2. "Remember when we told you about the wealthy singer who brings in a body-double for a wife, you know, to rub his feet and take care of him for her? Well, we heard that she also brings in a 'sex instructor' who coaches the