IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day. AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK . . . you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON . . . a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet. AT WORK . . . you have to share.
IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK . . . you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.