Here are a few cases filed in San Francisco Superior Court during the past couple of weeks.  I hasten to add that, as with all my "docket reports" of this kind, I know nothing about these particular cases other than what's in the descriptions provided, which are taken directly from the actual docket report we get every day. (I am pretty sure the report is put together by somebody with a decent sense of humor, and not inadvertently funny, but you never know).  Not making any judgments about the cases themselves, the descriptions just strike me as funny.

Mary Fletcher
v.
Round Table Pizza Inc. et al., No. C09-01691 (filed 6/11/2009)



Personal injury action where a customer at defendant Round Table Pizza put the leg of their chair onto the plaintiff's toe.

Patrick Gilles v. Jeffrey Fletcher; John McDill; Thomas
Rickard; Christopher Adams; Michael Taylor; Jay Siegan; Jay Siegan
Presents; Wonderbread 5; No. CGC-09-48957 (filed 6/17/09)

Complaint for fraud, breach of contract and interference with economic
relations. Defendant Adams kicked the plainti