After decades of struggle, countless tax dollars spent, and at the overwhelming sacrifice of many spent genius minds, medical science appears to have finally discovered a cure for the ghastly condition commonly known as:  Cabin Fever

The Cure:  Get out of the house and do something.

Warning:  Do not attempt to diagnose any medical condition without the oversight of a trained and professional medical doctor.

Side Effects:  Side effects include but are not limited to:

• High Blood Pressure


• Seizure (Convulsions)


• Tremors, shivering, muscle stiffness or twitching


• Extreme desire to drive a ZO6 Corvette


• Skin Rash


• Problems with balance


• Agitation, confusion, sweating


• Drowsiness, dizziness, weakness


• Spontaneously flying to Las Vegas for the weekend


• Runny nose


• Sore Throat


• Headache


• Craving for a Big Mac


• Nausea


• Increased sex drive


• Dry Mouth


• Getting down with the Grateful Dead


• Increased sweating

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