socialmedian: I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. ... . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . .. he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and say, 'Well then, which one are you?' . .. . and that's when the fight started .. (via FriendFeed)

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. ... . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . .. he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and say, 'Well then, which one are you?' . .. . and that's when the fight started .. (via FriendFeed)

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Oct 22, 2008

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Jasongoldberg,

Oct 22, 2008

Alright now. After the dust-up on TechCrunch today, i just got my first true LOL of the day, and it was needed.

Guelah75,

Oct 22, 2008

haha, that just made my day! thank you

Bwana,

Oct 22, 2008

The more I try not to laugh at this, the more I laugh. Not cool *pfftt* I'll be over here.

Dave Newton,

Oct 22, 2008

Not to spoil your fun, but dwarf jokes? Tsk tsk.

Jasongoldberg,

Oct 22, 2008

@bwana i know. I'm like is it ok to laugh at this. Then I read it again and laugh again.

Jazzjeppe,

Oct 22, 2008

Hehe, it's actually a joke that's been spinning around the web for some time, kinda like an urban legend. It just cracks me up all the time.

Olli,

Oct 23, 2008

@Jazzpeppe is the original in swedish?

Jazzjeppe,

Oct 23, 2008

@Olli, nah, wouldn't think so. In Swedish it would kinda miss out on the word-play pun.

Brettreasure,

Oct 23, 2008

1. Was this original?
2. Can I use it with attribution?

Socialbutterfly,

Oct 23, 2008

Sorry I had a blonde moment before I got it and then laughed my head off and "duh'd myself" for being brunette and not getting it sooner... This really made my day :-)

Joannedevault,

Oct 23, 2008

haha!! oh shit.

Nigelwalsh,

Oct 23, 2008

the old ones are the best ones..

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