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You’re driving a car. It isn’t a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.
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God and the Atheist
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A US Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, [...]. (Read More)
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Happy New Year…Is Everybody Happy!!!??? (Author A. Nonymous)I want you to be the first to send you this Happy New Year greetingAs I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:Blacks are happy: Obama was elected.Whites are happy: O.J. Simpson is in jail.Democrats are happy: George Bush is leaving office.Republican (Read More)
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Answering Machine Message for College StudentsA is for academicsB is for beerOne of those reasonsis why we’re not hereSo leave a message.Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Joke, Joke Of The Day, Jokes Tagged: Answering Machine Messages, Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, Funn (Read More)
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Blonde Jokes
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms [...]. (Read More)
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Funny JokesMarriage Jokes- If my wife had married my brother-in-law, my sister and I would both be happy.- Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits, and then complain that he’s not the same man she married?- Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ (Read More)
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New Years Resolutions That You Can Really Keep
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:
1. Gain weight.
2. Stop exercising.
3. Read less.
4. Watch more TV.
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Funny Jokes - Out of the Office Auto-RepliesYou are receiving this automatic notification because I amout of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return on April 1st.Please be patient and your [. (Read More)