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Hollywood filmmakers like their women like they like their coffee: shrill, stupid and submissive. And usually not black. As evidence, all you need to do is look at the "romantic" movies which are targeted toward women, yet somehow embrace every negative assumption about females that males have ever dreamed up. Movies like.. (Read More)
Gawker
Why did Enrique Iglesias' handlers ditch this gem of a music video, featuring a naked Enrique cavorting with a stripper who dances around a pole that extends from between his legs? Can't they see this is art? The video for Iglesias' cover of Springsteen's Sad Eyes randomly surfaced on David LaChapelle's website (I told you: (Read More)
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Today, I decided to have some fun at the mall by walking up to random women, and saying in a stern voice, "I know about the affair." Four said they didn't know what I was talking about, five begged me not to tell their husbands, and three women paid me off. New hobby? I think so. MLIA
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TechCrunch
High-school dropout and Tumblr founder David Karp is doing a presentation today at the Eventoblog conference in sunny Sevilla, Spain. In one of his first slides, Karp shared some statistics about Tumblr, which appears to be growing pretty well, pretty quickly.Last August, the Tumblr team shared some growth statistics and cl (Read More)
Lifehacker
Internet news web site The Next Web reports that Google Wave will eventually launch its own app store with a similar aim as the iPhone's wildly successful application marketplace. It's good news for both developers and users, and with any luck it'll mean great new functionality for users and a way that developers can make s (Read More)
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Mark Simpson on the birth of the ’sexual’ era (Out magazine, September 2009)As you may have noticed, the out-and-proud modern gay, born amidst protest, shouting and flying bottles outside the Stonewall Inn in 1969, is now forty years old. But you may be less aware that this year is also the 140th birthday of a much more dis (Read More)
Lifehacker
Windows/Mac: Google's free desktop photo organizer is stepping up to iPhoto's killer feature by adding face recognition and syncing it with Picasa Web Albums, making it easy to send Uncle Bob every single photo you've got of Aunt Marla. The new Picasa 3.5 contains a facial recognition feature similar to the one already pres (Read More)
Lifehacker
The right kind of sound can relax your mind, hone your focus, drown out distractions, or get you pumped to kill your to-do list. We've assembled some research and free resources to help you create your own best workspace soundtrack. Photo by Sara Björk. Does music really make you more productive? The answer falls somewhere (Read More)
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It's as if all the fans of the show shined a spotlight with a MP logo into the sky and now our blond super-heroine has swooped in for the rescue. Yes, Amanda Woodward is moving back in! The deal was just announced and Locklear will make her first appearance at her old address on November 17. No word on how much money she go (Read More)
Lifehacker
Towels would seem to be such a utilitarian object that they could never need any sort of optimization. As your towels age however, their absorbency decreases. Boost them back to their glory days with this simple hack. Photo by evelynishere. If you're in the habit of using the amount of detergent recommended on the bottle, w (Read More)
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It seems Joanna Shields has found another mark. Barely 18 months ago, she sold her also-ran social network Bebo to AOL for $850 million. The disastrous deal still haunts AOL. Now she's charmed Rupert Murdoch's daughter into bankrolling her. How? By selling her a vision of online media moguldom, in which Elisabeth Murdoch (p (Read More)
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(PerezHilton.com)You know what we love about Perez Hilton? He makes us laugh.Though not intentionally on his part.In his latest comic masterpiece, Perez successfully cut-and-pasted word for word the sub-headline of a Telegraph story that stated, “Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson have entered the Guinness World Records book (Read More)
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I don't know about you, but my summer was positively empty without this.And suddenly, my life is full again. Full of shit, that is. To explain, I'm skipping right to the...Tyraism of the Week "[An actor playing the voice of reason] is crazy to say that there is not room for short girls in the industry! That's straight fou. (Read More)
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Basically everyone should have to stare at this photo every day for 30 minutes while they ponder their life choices.
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